Unknown calls

Me: checks phone past 11pm.

Phone: 1 unknown missed call

Me thinks:
Might be a potential client

Me text:
U missed call. who’s dis pls?

Few minutes later….

Phone: 1 new message

stranger text: SOwEe pOh nagmizcOl akOh seO..nwrOng nO.lng pOh..sOwEe pOh tlga..by d’ way i’m aNn nga pla..hOw abOut u’r nMe?

Me thinks: Ahh it’s only a wrong number… but what’s with those capital “O’s” and “E’s”. And why is she asking for a name when it’s a wrong number?

Me:
didn’t reply

A few minutes later…

Phone rings…

Phone: 1 unknown missed call

Me: Check. It’s the same unknown number as before.

Me thinks: What’s wrong with these people?

Me turns off the phone.